About
A history spread over 40 years of ya nan'ness.
The official Tactics Clan food is ya nan's beans.
We were founded in 1970 when everyone was fighting with sticks and John Tactics came along and stopped them all told them the tactics.
In this heroic act John founded our beloved clan/religion - Tactics Clan.
We came under fire in the year 2016 AD by the EU milkmen as we were parading our success of our clan in a place called Overpass, these terrorists were the start of a bigger war and we ended up losing the battle. In the coming days we won the war after the UK voted to leave the EU and they all disappeared.
Tactics Clan is sponsored by Black Energy By Mike Tyson
The official Tactics Clan drink is Smack, our own brew and was made during a deep philosophical debate in the year 2016 AD.
Official Rule - NO SHORTS.